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#

Full story
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# *hands 34 business cards*
give one to your mates
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:37, archived)
# fucking merkans!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:37, archived)
# oh crap no
Was maybe hoping to go to the US within a month. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# The story says
you'll be fine until after September. =)
(I helped save b3ta! Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:42, archived)
# I would visit the US
if it wasn't for stupid policies such as this.

I'd love to see this fascinating, rich and diverse country and spend all my British pounds there too, but since they stuck my four year old nephew in a machine to sniff him for who knows what, I shall spend my British pounds in Britain.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:50, archived)
# My opinion of the USA
Having visited Seattle, Detroit, Washington DC and New York is that... most places are really dull compared to New York, and most suburbs, (like Ann Arbor 30 miles from Detroit) are REALLY fucking dull.

If you go, go to somewhere with a bit of life-- NY-- mebbes San Fransico or somewhere like that. Everywhere else inbetween is very very dull. Unless you like going to the mall for your only amenity.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Surely
there is life to be found somewhere outside of the cities, isn't there?

I half fancy doing an anthropological study, taking in all the states and employing field techniques on the inhabitants..

There must be a pulse beyond the mall.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:59, archived)
# What will you do
on the second day?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 30 May 2006, 22:04, archived)
# ahhahahaha
rest;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 30 May 2006, 22:16, archived)
# visiting the yankee 'burbs
would e like going on holiday in Middlesborough. Only with cheaper petrol
(I helped save b3ta! same as yours, but on fire will explosively decompress on, Tue 30 May 2006, 22:26, archived)
# You'll like living in an Orwelian society
*waves hands*

I promise!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Checklist
1) Bank statements for last 10 years
2) All correspondence for the last 5 years
3) Current CV (authenticated and signed by all employers)
4) Details of parents, grand parents and great grand parents, paying particular detail to political persuasion.
5) Large bribe for customs officer
6) Lube in case of search
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:49, archived)
# *signs up for chip implant*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:51, archived)
# i like it!!
ya know they're pertectin' us from dem terrierists

^^^truth^^^

^^^roffle!!11!!!!^^^
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:50, archived)