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# so would i
kiss myself that is, not tom cruise.

i'm so beautiful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
# The DeVinyls would have to write a new song
"When I think about me I touch myself"
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 31 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# You should purchase a trained chimp
to dance onstage while you play and after your gigs he could wank you all off in turn.. or together, whatever turns you on.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:30, archived)