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[challenge entry] in teh closet..

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 8:54, archived)
# and that's godlike how?
sorry, woke up with my boardnazi hat on
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 8:57, archived)
# *throws salute*
hail happy toast!
edit: your dictionary post is far too subtle for me
at this early hour....
let me in on the joke! pleeeeeeeeease :)
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 8:58, archived)
# at ease men
I've got this covered.

*edit - the dictionary joke
If Tom Cruise were God, he would have the power to change the meanings of words.
Thus Heterosexuality becomes the love between people of the same sex.
And he is therefore not thinking "wrong thoughts" himself.

or did you mean the one with the picture of himself labelled "god"? ;)
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:02, archived)
# me too please
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:04, archived)
# 'ning Tutt
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:06, archived)
# ah i see!
no really i do!!
:)
it really is far too early for me
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:06, archived)
# or
he would have the power to change a gay or straight web quiz to say straight rather than gay...heil happy toast
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:07, archived)
# I saw what you did
its a woo from me
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:10, archived)
# This^
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:12, archived)
# ning Geoff
why are you a clownfish?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:15, archived)
# Ah, my username comes from a pic made by me mate Rik
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:20, archived)
# arf
I always like to know these things
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:22, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhh,
*reads very small text

I didn't see the bit about circles, nor the circles themselves.

make it BIGGER, you've got another 21k to play with!
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:11, archived)
# its one of the games here
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:12, archived)
# not one I'd played
:)
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:21, archived)
# might be an idea not to flame someone so quickly, eh?
or maybe get some more sleep :¬)
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:27, archived)
# I didn't flame anyone?!
I asked "that's Godlike how?" because I didn't see it.
No different to putting "Ris" on something?

I even apologised just in case!
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:38, archived)
# somebody's ringing the bell
/coolio
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 8:58, archived)