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[challenge entry] he'd be in every movie,


but some movies would change a bit...

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(radja, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# at least he wouldn't have to stand on anything to make him bigger
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# he he
but why does he appear to have the face of another man just over his right shoulder? mraw!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:37, archived)
# he's being bummed in secret
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:54, archived)
# best way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Have you been watching that Broken Bum Mountain?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:58, archived)
# arf no
My mother-in-law went to see it without having a clue what it was about

"It wasn't quite my cup of tea" is her critique of it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:59, archived)
# ha ha
That should actually go on the poster!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Is that even
shopped??

Woot to the mini cruise ... wouldn't that make him Tom Jaunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:39, archived)
# BIGGER



Hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:40, archived)
# the hummus fountain has opened!!!
I for one, am glad

if fluffy tiem happens at the same time too, that would be yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:43, archived)
# are you suggesterising that it may
be fluffy tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I may be suggesting that very thing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 16:04, archived)