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[challenge entry] He's got the whole world in his hands

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(ZOMFG! LOLLER ROFLCOPTOR LMAO etc, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:59, archived)
# You know that song of the same title?
Well instead of "He's got everybody here, in his hands, he's got..." I always thought it was (and therefore sang) "He's got everybody's ear, in his hands..."

Mind you, instead of "Jesus rode a donkey into town" I used to sing, "Jesus rode a donkey upside-down".
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Ahhh, the oft overlooked book of farmyard buggery
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:03, archived)
# the gospel according to Eeyore
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Didn't he ride a donkey upside down then?
Damn, sod this religion.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:03, archived)
# a little large for a still image
not a bad effort though
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:02, archived)