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[challenge entry] if tom cruise was god

katie holmes would have the body of a 10 year old boy
(and be perpetually naked and ready for a trip up cadbury avenue)
and everyone would speak in comic sans.

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(svea, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:37, archived)
# but where are the seams
..
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Poirot demands your attention
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:38, archived)
# yea
that moustache looks shifty and out of place
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:39, archived)
# that
is the downside of photoshop elements.
the tesco value of photoshop programs.
besides, I lack skills.
(svea, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:39, archived)
# It makes me wanna.....

Repost from small hours. Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:40, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
*breathes*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:47, archived)
# This^
Ha x 10000000000
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 20:29, archived)