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Kiddie Fiddler or Supreme narcissist; You Decide.

If Tom Cruise was God.

P.S. Its a childhood photo of Tom.

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(Uncle Satan Be that as it may..., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:03, archived)

Can't he be both

please let him be both

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B33R Drink me, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:05, archived)

The decision is yours?

(Uncle Satan Be that as it may..., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:05, archived)

Well

paedo would be funnier (unless you're a kid)

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B33R Drink me, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:06, archived)

Well as the Kid is Tom I reckon it'd be funny even then

(Uncle Satan Be that as it may..., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:16, archived)

Would that be considered incest

or just masturbation?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:23, archived)

A little of Column A,

and a little of Column B.

(Uncle Satan Be that as it may..., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:28, archived)

I declare it to be

Incesturbation

or masturcest?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:30, archived)

I prefer Incesturbation

(Uncle Satan Be that as it may..., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:41, archived)