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# *gets oral sex off a street slab*
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:30, archived)
# ...again
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:32, archived)
# it makes a change from using the watermelon and corkscrew
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:36, archived)
# gah
you just gave me an upleasent mental image
of you sticking a corkscrew down your japs eye
geeeeh
Together in electric dreams
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)
# the old "but the street slab is my girl friend" line might have worked last time sonny
but not this time.

You're nicked!
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)
# as I pointed out a few days ago...
Technically, Ursula is now Council property...
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:36, archived)
# arf
she will be all wonky as soon as she has been laid then :¬)
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)
# and will only get swept once in a blue moon...
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:38, archived)
# she's not all she's cracked up to be
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)
# bluuuuuuuuuuuuue mooooooooooooooooooooon!
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in
my heart
Without a love of
my own
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:42, archived)
# except this...paving stone
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:45, archived)
# ha ha!!
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I normally get sex on the slate
or some other tedious pun
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:38, archived)
# i'm going out fot a night on the tiles.
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:42, archived)
# wahey!
You win
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)