b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 6090300 (Thread)

# Oi!
I put a pun in! Where's yours!?

have a pond-er and see if you can come up with one!


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)
# go on, dredge one up
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Man, darin short supply . . .


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I thought you were drake-ing the piss!
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)
# NO!
I ALWAYS take puns seriously . . . however fowl


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)
# 'swan I didn't think of
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Coo(t)!
me n'eider!


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)
# that's a cygneture pun Dave
gave me goosepimples.
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Don't get a cob on


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)
# I'm on a roll already
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I crust that you know that a cob is a male swan
and not just a bread roll? Crumbs, some people . . .


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)
# use your loaf Dave
at yeast it was connected.
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Yes, yes, I can see that
but oven't you got any more waterfowl puns?


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:15, archived)
# I'm sure he'll be able to take a tern
when he's had a think about it.
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)
# don't be gull-ible
he's stealing tham off me!

*chases Mr Horrible*

*starts puffin*


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Was he a bit too swift for you?
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:31, archived)
# No
but he has got Marten helping him!


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:41, archived)
# I'll stork you and pick some up
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Bah!
don't you go pi(n)geon any more!


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:18, archived)
# He'll run out of puns soon
then there'll just be an auk-ward silence.
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Unbelieveable!
Am I herring (gull) you right? you think I'm going to run out?


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:33, archived)
# No offence intended
I'm sure we've only seen a small part(ridge) of your pun arsenal.
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:46, archived)
# None (cornc)raken . . .
I'd be stoopid to let it bug me


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Your pun skillz
are making me more and moor-henvious
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Yeah
he's a wag(tail).
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)
# It's nearly (pl)over though . . .


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)
# good, I'm a poor eggs-goose for a punner!
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)
# not at all
you're eagle-y better than most


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)
# ahh, you're making me thrush :)
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)
# I hope you're pheasantly surprised!


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:23, archived)
# I'm sure I will be, I'm a game bird
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:26, archived)
# ahahaha!
very emusing!


(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:36, archived)