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# from bairns to zoos
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/wildideas/kids/got_questions.html
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:11, archived)
# tiniest monkey


only 2cm tall
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:15, archived)
# little monkey looks like this

I monkey movie lookalike good today
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:34, archived)
# Monkeon
Are you a monkey? Is that really a picture of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:42, archived)
# that's my mother
I'm 1/2 the size of the smallest monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:44, archived)
# Wow!
It mist be tricky to type then - or do you have a teeny-weeny computer and live in a teeny-weeny house?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:47, archived)
# I have human sized hands
so I can type normal.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:52, archived)
# are you actually
half-monkey, half-human-hand?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:59, archived)
# how did you find my
web-cam!
I thought that was for pay only customers.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 5:01, archived)
# I also found
your holiday snaps.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 5:10, archived)
# ah! the worlds smallest
horse. That was a good holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 5:16, archived)
# before catching some rays
by the pool
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 5:29, archived)
# Ha,ha, ha
You are too fast. Hail to the photoshop king!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 5:08, archived)
# I keep thinking that
it should be a canary. Like this:

or this:
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:35, archived)
# actually
I think that bottom one is just hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:38, archived)
# Flying (tiny) Monkeys!
the truth is exposed.
(nautone, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 13:14, archived)
# That's hilarious
I can't help but imagine some kind of the teacher at the front of the class going "Hmm, let's see ... the tiniest monkey?" before another kid shouts out "Why have giraffes got purple tongues?" To which the teacher replies "Yes, John I'll be with you in a minute." "Miss? Does a camel's breath smell as bad as a dog's?" "Now, now children . .let's see: the tiniest monkey?" "Miss, do you have any information on the east african bongo?" "Aaargghh!!!"

Teacher has a nervous breakdown.
(milk_explosion, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:21, archived)
# i thought this looks tasty
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:29, archived)
# this pushed her over the edge...
Do you have any good pictures of raccoons? With both the face and tail showing?–Jessica
(Esteban, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:40, archived)
# This is my personal favourite
What type of animal is called a Jennifer? What type of animal is called a Jake?

To which the teacher just looks aghast before managing to utter out the words "You what?"
(milk_explosion, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:58, archived)
# How old are cheetahs?
Hahahahahahaahhaahahahaaaaa
haaaaaaaa haaa haaaa
(milk_explosion, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 5:01, archived)
# this one is just silly
Some of my classmates and I did a play on capuchin monkeys and one type of butterfly. I was wondering where in the world you can find capuchin monkeys, and all kinds of butterflies.
(Esteban, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:41, archived)