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# gettin married..
someday soon, and for the rest of their lives too.
Hey, where is the tomsker?
(, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# er...
chained to the kitchen sink at home, just as he should be. :)
(, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)
# hehe nice!
Got a joke for you, and only for you..
Q: How many radical feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to fit the bulb, and the other to SUCK MY COCK!

sorry, but I laughed my arse off :)
(, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)
# brilliant
just brilliant.
(, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# hehe
I remember saying that one where I used to work. You could hear the tumbleweed in the background. I didn't realise the boss was in that day.
(, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I got much the same reaction when
I told me mum and all her mates over christmas dinner. I was on the brandy :)
(, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
#
pffffffft! Just another one of those moments you wish the ground would swallow you up. I've done that before in front of parents and the like. I managed to do something very silly in front of one of my old schoolteachers once. She hasn't spoken to me since. I don't live there any more. She hates me.
(, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I'm with you brother...
I think that when we're 70, in a chapel or something we'll say something like "Aint that priest a bit of a cunt? Looks like a cock" without realising that we're shouting..

Ah well. Makes other people feel like they have tact I suppose :)
(, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)
# we'll be doing that
at your wedding.
(, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)
# you're the queen and he's your bitch.
i like that.
(, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)