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# your name gives me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Or the
'Horne'
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Oooooooohhhh
Matron!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Rumpo was my fave...
Joe he was a young cordwangler,
Monging greebles did he go,
And he loved a bogler's daughter
By the name of Chiswick Flo.

Vain she was and like a grusset,
Though her ganderparts were fine -
But she sneered at his cordwangle
As it hung upon the line.

So he stole a wogglers moulie,
For to make a wedding ring -
But the Bow Street Runners caught him
And the judge said you will swing.

Oh they hung him by the postern,
Nailed his moulie to the fence -
For to warn all young cordwanglers
That it was a grave offence.

There's a moral to this story
Though your cordwangle be poor -
Keep your hands off others moulies,
For it is against the law.
Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Never been able to rid myself the image of Ganderpoke Bog me'self
Reg Pubes, Reg Pubes
You lent your great Nog -
Rollock me fussett and grindle me nodes.
And now my remains are in
Ganderpoke Bog - with...
Len Possett, Tim Screevy,
The Reverend Phipps, Peg Leg Loombucket,
Solly Levy, Ginger Epstein,
Able Seaman Truefitt,
Scotch Lil,
Messrs. Cattermole, Mousehabit,
Neapthigh and Trusspot, solicitors
And Commissioners for Oaths,
Father Thunderghast, Fat Alice,
Con Mahoney, Yeti Rosencrantz,
Foo Tong Robinson and Uncle Ted Willis an' all
And Uncle Ted Willis and all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 10:09, archived)
# is that the one sung to the tune of
Oh My Darling Clemantine?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 10:16, archived)
# I can't honestly remember
I'll check on the CDs tonight
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 10:29, archived)
# yes, it is
*owns them all*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 10:30, archived)
# I refer the honorable gentleman to
TGA
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 10:33, archived)
# *takes a bow*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 10:34, archived)