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# Here is the first part to my screenplay.

IN THE MOVIE THEATURES THE THEATURES
By Dr. Dyslexia.

DR X: I AM A DOCTOR. MY NAME IS DOCTOR X. PLEASE SIT DOWN WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
(Pause)
DR. X: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
(Pause)
DR. X: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WHT IS THE PROBLEM WHAT IS-
Patient: Its-
DR X: THE PROBLEM?
Patient: Its Um…I think that I am turning into a bug.
DR X: A BUG? WHERE YOU ROLLING IN HAY FEVER?
Patient: um…
DR X: WHERE YOU ROLLING IN GAY FEVER?
Patient: No.
DR X: NO TO BOTH?
Patient: Yes.
DR X: YES TO BOTH? HAHHHAHAH YOU WHERE ROLLING IN GAY FEVER.
Patient: I meant yes to no.
DR. X: YOU’RE NOT MAKING ANY SENCE.
(Professor Frog enters the room)
Prof. Frog: What in the same hill is going on here?
DR X: THIS HAY MAN WAS ROLLING ON A GAY MAN.
Patient: I think I’m turning into an insect.
Prof. Frog: Did this start before or after you got gay fever?
Patient: I had Hay fever and it started after.
DR X: I ASKED HIM ALL THE QUESTIONS YOU ARE ASKING HIM NOW AND HE KEEPS CHANGING HIS ANSWERS.
Prof Frog: Step out side the office with me, Dr. X.
(Prof. Frog and Dr X exit office and can be seen outside of the office because they are not in the office)
Prof Frog: In order to get some strait answers out of this guy we need to do good doctor/ bad doctor.
DR X: YOU ARE A REALLY BAD DOCTOR.
Prof Frog: No you have to be the bad cop.
DR. X: I AM ONE BAD DUDE.
(They reenter the office)
DR X: WHAT IS YOUR STORY MAN! IM GOING TO KILL YOU IN THE FACE IF I DON’T GET THE TRUTH.
Prof Frog: No, Dr. X, don’t do it!
DR X: I WANT THE TRUTH THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.
(Dr. X slaps patient)
Patient: I told you, I got hay fever and then started to show signs of turning into an insect.
DR. X: YOU’RE TURNING INTO AN INSECT? THERE’S NO HOPE FOR YOU THEN WE HAVE NO CURE.
(Dr. X pulls out hand gun from his jacket and shoots Patient)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 8:20, archived)
# ACT TWO:
Eddie: Mary, where is the jelly?
Mary: Its right there.
Eddie: where?
Mary: It is over there, right behind you. It is on the shelf behind you.
Eddie: Oh good. I’m making PB&J sandwiches do you want one.
Mary: Yes but with more jelly then peanut butter.
Eddie: Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 8:25, archived)
#
THE NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT DAY.
Eddie: OH MY GOD THE PB&J SANDWICH WAS DELICIOS BUT IT TURNED INTO A HORSE AND IS KILLING EVERYONE IN TOWN.
MARY: THE PB&J HORSE MONSTER IS RAPING EVERYONE IN RUSSIA.
Mr. Ambassador: That’s okay; he’s trying to stop the communist invasion, through horse rape!
(Everyone laughs)
Eddie: Hey look at that man!
DR X: HELLO I AM DR. X AND I AM HERE TO GIVE EVERYONE LOLLYPOPS!
Everyone: Hooray!
(Scene pauses as Mr. Mandrake walk in front of everyone)
Mr. Mandrake: Did you know that most people are 70% water? And that British people are 90% water.
(Mr. Mandrake walks off, scene begins again)
DR X: LOLLY-MUTHA FRUCKING POPS!
(Everyone enjoys they’re lollipops)
DR X: HEY GUESS WHAT?
Everyone (in unison): WHAT?
DR. X: I PUT GAY FEVER IN ALL OF THESE LOLLIPOPS!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 8:46, archived)
# I knew he would do that
:O
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 8:51, archived)
# hahahaha
that's ace

you nutter
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 8:27, archived)
# I'm looking to find a producer.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 8:29, archived)
# YAYS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 8:40, archived)
# I nominate this for an oscar
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 9:14, archived)