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# I don't know if it's true . . .
but Moses apparently found 11 commandments written on that rock. But he decided not to tell the world about 'Thou shalt not abandon thy baby in the rushes' to preserve his mother's dignity.
(milk_explosion, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 6:37, archived)
# 17 commandments
The covert commandment is about 7 seperate commands:

"You shall not covet your neighbor's goods. You shall not covet your neighbour's house. You shall not covet your neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his bull, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbour's."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 6:47, archived)
# the writer could learn a little about subbing
"thou shalt not covert" would have sufficed.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 6:49, archived)
# Or if the presbyterians are right
Just "Thou shalt not" would have done - one commandment with a million uses.
(milk_explosion, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 6:54, archived)
# "Thou Shalt"
That's the B3ta one commandment.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 7:03, archived)
# That's my favourite commandment
If only God had thought of it. Maybe he was just in a bad mood or something.
(milk_explosion, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 7:04, archived)
# number one
Should be thou shalt worsip false imaged that thou hast
photoshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 7:08, archived)
# even worse - free presbyterians
NO! NEVER! NO! NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 7:03, archived)