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# i have just made
the web's most crappy, arrogant and lo-fi site.

clicky Why Mike Is Special
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:21, archived)
# I think
we all fall into the category of spending far too long on the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)
# yeah it sorta
goeswithout saying. i'm gonna miss it after the summer when i won't have it any more (ie no more b3ta)
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)
# How..
does one get their hand stuck in a wall?
(Ruin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)
# step one
insert hand

step two
fail to remove it

step three
panic
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)
# sounds like you
look like me, bar the scars. we are twins. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)
# the sun thing
is a bitch innit? i've just realised i forgot "everyone keeps asking you what colour your pubes are"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)
# yes to
everything. And then they think they are hilarious. Went to Brands Hatch on the bank holiday - wasn't even sunny and i got burnt. It was a bit windy. Great. F*ing weather.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)
# so, mike and pep
what colour are your pubes? (do you see what i've done there?)
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:36, archived)
# oo, this looks likes an opportunity for the b3ta tumbleweed.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)
# wow - nice
tumbleweed.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)
# green,
yours?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)
#
puce
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Mike
You are a very very very scary person
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)
# you
love me really.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)