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# live version of 'together on the sand'
'we walked down to the water,
as i fucked yur grandma's daughter..'
just listening to SD's 'i was wrong' its well headnoddy.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)
# aaah
me too. yeah it's not like throw yourself around music, but best being dumped album ever(note pathetic plea for more sympathy)
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)
# sympathy sympathy
what was her reason?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# pffft
god knows. i can only assume that she's homosexual.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)
# obviously.
best song to plunge you even further into depression: "Even Hitler had a girlfriend" by the Mr T Experience or "Feeling Bad" by nerfherder
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)
# so have you only just been dumped then?
you need Leonard Cohen in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# leonard cohen...
now theres morbidness on a stick. but great at times of self-absorbed-self-pitying-ness. Like when youve been dumped....
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:21, archived)
# if you wanna laugh
find something by The Frogs.

Anything.

Do that now and tell me what you think.
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)
# "grandma in the corner
witha penis in her hand"???
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)
# upon listening
everyone should download that. grandma in the corner with a penis in her hand saying no no no no no
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)
# absolutely
and that's the whole song.

How about the one about Jerry Lewis touching up cripples?
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)
# i gotta
find me that...
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:01, archived)
# I assumed you had heard of them,
clearly I was wrong.

I've never met anyone who's heard of them. They're cracking.

Also see, I'm Evil, Jack, and Who's Sucking on Grandpa's Balls if Grandma Ain't Home Tonight. Or something.
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)
# i have a new favourite band.
theyre lovely
- and crippled
and crippled
- yes crippled
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)
# Yay!
If I had one convert, I knew it would be you.

Fookin' hilarious. Maybe one to play at top volume to annoy the neighbours.
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)
# thank you for this epiphany
thy are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)
# We should make Stouffer play air triangle
to that stuff, that'd cheer him up.

You listenin' Stouffer?
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)
# he seems to like
air trianlge.
(see above)
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:20, archived)
# i'm just
firing up kazaa, and i shall be joining in the frogs fest imminently
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)