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[challenge entry] if it's been done, I'll eat my own arse

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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Its been done*
*may just be saying that so you'll eat your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 12:11, archived)
# it's quite tender
*helps himself to another slice*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 12:12, archived)
# *seconds this*
On the plus side, you could video it and be famous online as 'the bloke who was forced to eat his own arse'. There would be the negative side of no longer having an arse though: every plan has a downside, but you must suffer for your art. Suffer!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 12:14, archived)
# with the money I make
from www.iatemyownarse.com I could buy a new one.
Or two. A man with two arses.
www.ihavetwoarses.com
Then, I could buy some more arse, and....
*tells boss to stick his job and buys up all arse-related domains*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 12:18, archived)
# do you want sauce with that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 12:14, archived)