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# Pfft
Can't go out for a fag on my break because it's raining and I've got a white top on so....

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:33, archived)
# iGTFO iN00B
Woo
(davew2.7 what?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Explain
How having a white top on combined with rain precludes you from having a ciggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)
# because when I come back in
my top will be see through. And I don't want that, particularly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)
# My guess would be a wet t-shirt and breasts.
Actually it's probably more of a fantasy than a guess.
(checkers, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:37, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:41, archived)
# iWantyourrain
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Got a bucket?
Or a really long straw?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)
# So....
go anyway?

That's a feeble excuse. If you're going to have a hobby, show some commitment and dedication to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Nah
already been told that wandering around being all tattoed is unprofessional, don't think they'll take to kindly to me flashing my Busenhalter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Would that not take attention
away from the tatoos?

Employers can be so picky.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:38, archived)
# too true.
That's white collar for you though. I wanted to be a mechanic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:40, archived)
# You should have done that
then you'd have been able to walk around in a see-through shirt as much as you wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Exactly
Or my shirt'd be so covered in fork oil and muck that I wouldn't give a shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Being covered in oil
would help keep the rain off.

That's why mechanics never own umbrellas.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I'd be waterproof!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:50, archived)
# But
you'd never be able to go swimming again.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:03, archived)