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# too true.
That's white collar for you though. I wanted to be a mechanic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:40, archived)
# You should have done that
then you'd have been able to walk around in a see-through shirt as much as you wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Exactly
Or my shirt'd be so covered in fork oil and muck that I wouldn't give a shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Being covered in oil
would help keep the rain off.

That's why mechanics never own umbrellas.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I'd be waterproof!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:50, archived)
# But
you'd never be able to go swimming again.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:03, archived)