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# J Peasemould Gruntfuttock was declared extinct in 1902.
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by J Peasemould Gruntfuttock!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock can sleep with one eye open.

www.thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Did you eat a thesaurus for breakfast?
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)
# I didn't have breakfast!
Yet
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)
# well...
the 2nd & 3rd I'll let slide, 'cos they are nearly true - but you'd better not pursue that first one, matey-boy.


Edit: Ooops, I meant 3rd & 4th. Doh!

Another Edit: www.thesurrealist.co.uk? oh, please......
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)
# You are not extinct?
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Ahem
Marvin
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:07, archived)
# *trips out*
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:20, archived)