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[challenge entry] As created...


... by my good lady friend.

BTW... click on it.

From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 544 entries (closed)

(Jacobean Trousers, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:53, archived)
# *squints*
it's a pink and blue artifact?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Umm....
try clicking... ??
(Jacobean Trousers, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:54, archived)
# well it doesn't SAY that
it's early in the morning and that would still look a lot better as a GIF
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with TUTT!
TUTT can smell some things up to six miles away!
Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of TUTT.
TUTT is the sacred animal of Thailand.
TUTT has three eyelids.
The porpoise is second to TUTT as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# wow, you've heard of the Millenium Dome?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)
# What are you
going on about?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)
# he's trying to be good.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:00, archived)
# J Peasemould Gruntfuttock was declared extinct in 1902.
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by J Peasemould Gruntfuttock!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock can sleep with one eye open.

www.thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Did you eat a thesaurus for breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)
# I didn't have breakfast!
Yet
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)
# well...
the 2nd & 3rd I'll let slide, 'cos they are nearly true - but you'd better not pursue that first one, matey-boy.


Edit: Ooops, I meant 3rd & 4th. Doh!

Another Edit: www.thesurrealist.co.uk? oh, please......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)
# You are not extinct?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Ahem
Marvin
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:07, archived)
# *trips out*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:20, archived)
# I-POD.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Why is it a jpeg?
Whyyyyyyyyyy?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)
# L O L.
(shit shit shit shit shit, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Come off it, we all know who you are now.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# O rly?
(shit shit shit shit shit, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Like you're fooling anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:00, archived)
# I'm fooling everyone!
None of them think I am not the prince of somethingorother
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:02, archived)
# it's fucking Manley you spazz
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:05, archived)
# I think you're right
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:06, archived)
# has he said pfft yet?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:07, archived)
# fits
like the sandy butt plug he's currently clenched upon
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:08, archived)
# That was my first assumption,
but I am now completely certain that it is davew27. Just look at his piss-poor attempts at throwing us off the trail.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:09, archived)
# ah but that's what he wants you to think
the reverse psychology is immense
or is it?

oh I just don't know
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Interesting fact:
Because of this board, "Or is it?" became my safe word for a couple of weeks. I didn't really get the chance to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:13, archived)
# sometimes I ask
Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:16, archived)
# *whips*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)
# ha-huh huh huh
you said 'enter'.
Hu-huh-huh.
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)
# hehehe yeah, hehe , heh hehehe
enter
hehe hehe heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:08, archived)
# bastard
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] and
all mathematics would have to be done using imaginary numbers.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)