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# Hehehe, I think I'd probably be amused by it too if my family was remotely normal
Watching your mum and older sister get my hamster stoned for fun when you're 14 and not even blinking kinda desensitizes you. The poor hamster was terminally confused. Kept trying to climb vertical surfaces and was walking at funny angles.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:46, archived)
# ):
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Best part was later discovering that because they don't have sweat glands rodents, dogs, cats and the likes stay stoned for weeks if not months
He was never quite the same afterwards.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:56, archived)
# during student days I used to work in a call centre as a part time 'studenty job'...
one of the girls I worked with - the lovely annabelle - came in distraught
one saturday morning and cried for ages. After quizzing her and paying for endless cups of tea,
she eventually admitted that her younger brother and his mates had nicked her hamster, strapped it into
his remote control airplane and took it for a spin, unfortunately
in the mirth this must have created he lost control, and it smashed into a tree...

although obviously sensitive to her predicament at the time, when I got back home
I went into fits of uncontrollable laughter...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:52, archived)
# *Suppresses giggles*
Poor lil' hamsters lead such hard lives.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:54, archived)
# this one was led into a hard tree....
I have got my kitten pissed once, unintentially mind, but it couldn't stand upright on the fence for toffee afterwards....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha, evil is too funny for its own good sometimes
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Alcohol makes cats' brains swell and kills them,
therefore either your kitten was mighty lucky or you are lying.
(MNNNNGGH, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 21:21, archived)