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[challenge entry] english lit would be a different subject

apolgies again for using paint and its geneal crappiness but i had a brainwave..unfortuantly not the equipement

edit: can u spot the delibrte spelling mistake *blushes my spelling sucks

From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 544 entries (closed)

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:15, archived)
# How do you buy something defiantly?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:15, archived)
# against the odds?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Is there a chasm of death infront of the store?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Chasms, eh?
Um...do embargos count?
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:19, archived)
# An embargo of death?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:20, archived)
# crap!
I've fallen into an embargo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:22, archived)
# *fears and clutches his seat*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:24, archived)
# It's all in the inflection.
" I WILL buy an iPod.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:37, archived)
# defiantly buys!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:15, archived)
# yes am crap
at speeling soryy borad lol
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:21, archived)
# You say this
as if you are proud of it. Isn't that a bit like saying "I smell a bit because I have shit my pants. I was too lazy to go to the toilet lol"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:26, archived)
# works for me
every time
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:28, archived)
# It's the very foundation of t3xt sp34k
a mask for stupidity or a way of pretending to be stupid because of that strange 11 year old mentality that saying or doing anything worthwhile is for OMGLOSERSLOL.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Speaking as one who lives in fear and trepidation of being made to look stupid
(which is, admittedly, very easy!) I have to say I find that really sad. Spelling correctly is such an easy and yet effective way to at least appear as if you know what you're on about, especially when communicating on the interweb given the wealth of tools at one's fingertips.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:40, archived)
# I couldn't agree more
and worse still is that it's not limited to horribly insecure AOLers or even the net.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:43, archived)
# no not proud
but then why be ashamed of something i cant change untill i can get into college, i might as well enjoy being stupid
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Apart from a minor lapse in capitalisation
and a grammer error, that was much better. I'm sure it's just concentration!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Thank you.
I am trying my hardest. Honest.
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:33, archived)
# It's spelt "Grammar".
ZING.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:48, archived)
# Ouch!
I'm burnt!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:51, archived)
# college? My seven year old can spell better than that


edit: hug, don't mean to be too mean
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:32, archived)
# But to be fair
am kinda sure your severn year old isnt half drunk and slightly stoned
edit: just seen your edit *hugs back friends again
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:35, archived)
# and you aren't at college yet, technically making you under-age, right?
more tax payer's pounds at work come september then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:36, archived)
# apart from the stoned bit nope not under age.
Its legal to drink in your home under parental supervision at the age 5. however it was sometime ago i heard this so it might have changed
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:38, archived)
# so you parents are there supervising you and the reefer then, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Y'know I've seen bible bashers who are less uptight about these things...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:40, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ;-)
point taken, I just liked the idea of him not being under age for drinking whilst under parental supervision, and him also admitting he's slightly stoned.
sure beats family games of 'operation' and 'monopoly' I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Try playing operation when stoned
.
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:43, archived)
# I believe that half the trainee NHS Doctors and Surgeons are already performing this technique...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:44, archived)
# very true i always wondered why they were so laid back

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Hehehe, I think I'd probably be amused by it too if my family was remotely normal
Watching your mum and older sister get my hamster stoned for fun when you're 14 and not even blinking kinda desensitizes you. The poor hamster was terminally confused. Kept trying to climb vertical surfaces and was walking at funny angles.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:46, archived)
# ):
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Best part was later discovering that because they don't have sweat glands rodents, dogs, cats and the likes stay stoned for weeks if not months
He was never quite the same afterwards.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:56, archived)
# during student days I used to work in a call centre as a part time 'studenty job'...
one of the girls I worked with - the lovely annabelle - came in distraught
one saturday morning and cried for ages. After quizzing her and paying for endless cups of tea,
she eventually admitted that her younger brother and his mates had nicked her hamster, strapped it into
his remote control airplane and took it for a spin, unfortunately
in the mirth this must have created he lost control, and it smashed into a tree...

although obviously sensitive to her predicament at the time, when I got back home
I went into fits of uncontrollable laughter...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:52, archived)
# *Suppresses giggles*
Poor lil' hamsters lead such hard lives.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:54, archived)
# this one was led into a hard tree....
I have got my kitten pissed once, unintentially mind, but it couldn't stand upright on the fence for toffee afterwards....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha, evil is too funny for its own good sometimes
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Alcohol makes cats' brains swell and kills them,
therefore either your kitten was mighty lucky or you are lying.
(MNNNNGGH, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 21:21, archived)
# thank you Guineapiggy
.
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:42, archived)
# the 'lol' makes that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:35, archived)
# ^this!^
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:42, archived)
# But what if I got one already?
And its already broken? Eh??
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha the typo makes it infinitely funnier
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:21, archived)
# 'delibrte'
was that it?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:21, archived)
# yay for speeling mistakes
I am shit at spelling, and always have to check stuff before I post
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Like, if you have enough toilet roll


or if you left the gas on?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:33, archived)
# No, it was Milkman dan who left the gas on
he was the one who mentioned "concentration", heh

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(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:44, archived)
# Should be
IIe or not IIe that is the first personal computer is the apple range to have a 80 column display
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:39, archived)
# is the spelling mistake "i-pod"?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Nah,
it's his user name - he's actually called Clive
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:54, archived)