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# there is a guy who lives near my parents who go one because he was too fat to walk.
then he stopped walking and got fatter, and got too fat for his charriot. Now he has some imported american chariot with loads of extra support and wide tyres. Think of a battery opperated quad bike, but without the need to lift a leg over the seat in the middle.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# this country needs a fat tax
everyone over 16 stone should be forced to
buy me dinner
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# amen to that brother!
I'm in.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Oi!
make it 20 and I'm in!

/17st+ blog
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# ha ha!!
*chews teh fat*
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# he would have to buy you at least 2 dinners then
the guy used to live further away from my parents, but had to move closer to town as he couldn't get on the bus anymore because he was too large.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# he now goes to town on a forklift?
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# no
the forklift is his fork

you should see the spoon!
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# no
he can only go to asda, and they have to move stuff out of the way for him because his charriot is too big to go round the shop properly
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# let me guess he has a glandular problem?
ie: the only problem with his gland is he can't stuff enough food into it quick enough

mind you I'm a fat batsard too, but I walk places I want to go, damn it!
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# I don't know
I don't speak to him, but he has deffinately got bigger since they gave him the charriot. he used to walk places (well he had to because he wasn't allowed on the bus)
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)
# lol
"Get off my bus! You is too festively plump!"
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)
# *desperately tries to gain weight*


(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# you don't have to be over 16 stone to buy me dinner handsome :D
*flutters*
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Out of their own flesh.
I'll take the meat from the waist part.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# i like a lil rump
but will settle for a large one :P
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)