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[challenge entry] We didn't need scotland anyways.
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don't know whats scarier. Losing Scotland or that babys eyes. freaked me out. Need to lie down now.

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(goulash51 Lurking with intent since, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Scotchland is rubbish
all the scotchmen are either nancy boys or wife beaters.

And far too many of them are gingers.

Btw, your pictures crap too - no offence.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:08, archived)
# That's not true. I've met some very nice
Oh point taken
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Oi!
We aren't all wife beaters! Some of us are just rapists.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Or
Wives!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:13, archived)
# My old wife
deserved a beating, yet i failed to administer one. I've never fitted in up here.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)
# That's why I divorced you!
git in maaah bellah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:18, archived)
# No it wisny!
It was because ah ate a baby! Oh aye.....
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Well
you drove me to become a lesbian!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:26, archived)
# But i offered
to wear a dress! I quite suit lipstick!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:30, archived)
# I don't (except at weekends when they call me Mandy)
I'm a 6' 6" roadie:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Hang on....
are you REALLY my wife? :P
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:39, archived)
# I was at the time we got married!
You remember the Stones cover band was particually good!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:43, archived)
# I remember it well
especially the fight about which of us was wearing the dress :P
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:48, archived)
# It
brought out the colour in your eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:51, archived)
# fuck up ya bawbag
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)
# erm.....
er.... erm......

*fucks up
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 0:03, archived)
# True fact.
Everyone in Scotland is ugly.

Or at least everyone in Dundee.
(Lolzordz , u r so funy!!11, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)
# you really are a dick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)
# I'm a dick
and so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)
# I am, you know.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 0:06, archived)
# The cold, dead eyes of a killer
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Theres a show on BBC3 occasionally...
Says at the current birth/death & migration rates Scotland will be empty in 900 years.
(Woody999, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:24, archived)
# With the rate we're running out of alcohol
it'll be empty by a week next thursday
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)
# dickhead

this is why we hate you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)
# BIGGER!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:33, archived)