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# Buying a robocock?
You should, they're a waste of bloody money.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)
# why, do they wear out quickly?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Hmmm
Sort of. They eat batteries, and they don't bimble across tables quick enough.

(good way to test how fast/vibraty a vibrator is- how quickly it travels and falls off the edge of a table)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Yay for vibe racing!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)
# \o/ joins in yaying
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Is it not powered by ingesting a paste containing only the basic nutrients it needs
that tastes a bit like baby food?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)
# you'd think
nothing that cool I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)
# stop shoving it up yer arse!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)
# why, do you want a go?
*shares*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)