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[challenge entry] OY!

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(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:59, archived)
# you can't fuck nothing
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)
# *humps dry air*
I beg to disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)
# that's air
air is by it's very nature, something.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:01, archived)
# *humps in a vacuum then*
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)
# oooooo, thats gotta smart
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:06, archived)
# I am impervious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:07, archived)
# but you've no bag to empty?!!
must be a Dyson
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:12, archived)
# There's an awful abortion joke in there somewhere.
Luckily, I am a lady- thus above such things. But the rest of you 'orrible lot can feel free.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:14, archived)
# no fucking anyone :(
you'll never make it stand up in court.
(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)
# get a sexy lawyer and it will
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:01, archived)
# sex lawyer
I'd like to get into your briefs
(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)
# I wear boxer shorts thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)
# You could make suspenders out of them red ribbons.
And make her wear the barrister wig thing. And those black capey things, just falling open.....


I need to do a photoshoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:04, archived)
# nope
shot me bolt already.
(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:05, archived)
# I'm still one day going to do this
a calender of all the naughty lady scenarios. I'm thinking of doing one of a tall african woman, completely naked and lit up in amber light with fake springbok horns. Oh, and one of my ginger lady friend, dressed in nowt but woad, sword and snarl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Sexy lawyers eh?
Check out the committee

www.sulawsoc.com/

especially the president
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)
# u wot? U WOT!?
arite guv'nor im moovin im moovin!



woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Double Negative
Do we have to fuck something then?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)