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# Yeah
someone told me the other day I'd be more attractive to lasses if I got all my body-hair waxed.
I mean, what the fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Possibly
only women with a folicle phobia or other extreme mental disorder ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Or manipulative women who want to play with full-size human dolls
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I want a real doll
an alien one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Please don't. Hairy men are the besterest kind. Preferably with long hair and big arsed beards.

Men should never cut any of their hair ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# YAY
Good thing too, because I'm a hairy old bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# I can't stand all this chest shaving nonsense.
And don't get me started on the worrying and strange practice of scrotal shaving. *shudders*

Just. Leave. It. Alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)