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(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)
# massive pic, massive salad
although I like the idea, so woo for that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Oh I do apologise.
I hadn't noticed the size.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)
# I bet
you hear that a lot ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)
# I'd like to take this opportunity to say
that I didn't notice my 19000th post this morning. Bums.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)
# don't worry about it...
...neither did we...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)
# *bums too*
.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)
# just reply to your own posts about five times per thread
you'll reach 20k in no time
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)
# it worked for Dave....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:03, archived)
# ahem
don't disrespect Sir The Hat of Tring!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)
# as if I could disrespect the main man...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I wonder where he got that stylish fez?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)
# probably on one of his smashing adventures...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)
# OF TRING?!
Tring, herts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# nice name
nice profile too.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)
# aww
well, 20k is more of a milestone anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:05, archived)
# aah well
I'm not sure I should point them out really. 99% of my posts are utter bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)
# as are mine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I nearly got crucified during the world cup
for suggesting that "it's only a game"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)
# it's not even that
its a sporting catwalk, utlilised by 22 walking deodorant and aftershave adverts trying to kick an oversized mint imperial into the back of a couple of fishnets...

now cricket... THERES a sport....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)
# You mean
a game where no-one really pays any attention except for the sum total of 5 minutes worth of excitement during the course of a 15000 day match, by which time most of the spectators are so wankered, they don't even get to see it?

I love going yo the pub too!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)
# what you want
is extreme horseshoes.

Thrown from 30 feet up a tree onto a nail in the cround, AND it has to spin around the nail 13 and a half times to score 1 point.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)
# OR
people could just go get a life and do what they enjoy ... instead of living it vicariously through vacuous pretty boys with as much mental agility as a dead hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:03, archived)
# I got told I was an 'insignificant fat arsed bitch'
for suggesting that football is for mincing nancy boys and real men prefer rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)
# I get that a lot too.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)
# at least
you are an insignificant fat arsed bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)
# well we love you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)
# That's alright then.
I am an insignificant fat arsed bitch as it goes, but my point still stands. And I hate how much money they earn.

Gayers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I like fat arses
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Moyles listener eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)
# no
that would be "I like fat, unfunny, irritating twunts"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)
# They only
earn that much money because society as a whole is GAY!

Strange ... the last time in human history that pretty people were worshipped and the intelectual elite were relegated to the back rows, shunned and ignored etc was just before the fall of the Roman empire ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Yeah
someone told me the other day I'd be more attractive to lasses if I got all my body-hair waxed.
I mean, what the fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Possibly
only women with a folicle phobia or other extreme mental disorder ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Or manipulative women who want to play with full-size human dolls
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I want a real doll
an alien one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Please don't. Hairy men are the besterest kind. Preferably with long hair and big arsed beards.

Men should never cut any of their hair ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# YAY
Good thing too, because I'm a hairy old bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# I can't stand all this chest shaving nonsense.
And don't get me started on the worrying and strange practice of scrotal shaving. *shudders*

Just. Leave. It. Alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Screw 'em
at least you were right.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I like yogurt, arf


nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Haha!
Show us miracle!

Get goals, eleven!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)
# argh... intarwebs have crashed
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)