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[challenge entry] At last - the first virus-proof and malware-proof PC - guaranteed!


Edit: Happy now?

From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# whoops
you could write your own virus with that keyboard...better disable that too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)
# aaagh
piston!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# gently now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Copy and pasting with mouse!
Unplug it now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# but if you have a virus-free computer
with no internet connection

where would you copy your virus from?

/edit: I know: individual letters from a text file
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# character map.
/edit: that too :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Same way as writing one with the keyboard
cut and paste the appropriate characters!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Virus copy themself
Them are crafty buggers they are!

/hangs head
(duck Quack !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# haha
Is it geek jokes time yet?
(duck Quack !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# it's got a keyboard!
it's not proof against ANYTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Any input is a potential vector for infection
so you'd better remove that sound card too.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Disk Drive! Disk Drive!
Edit: Shit, no, read it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# FUCK!
it's got a monitor! You could SEE STUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Airborne inefction!
Wrap it in clingfilm!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)