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# Paris has strange shops


Viva la Real Photo Weekdays!

*runs away*
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Berlin has strange signs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Hehe
Continental Europe is weiiiiird
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)
# I wonder how many of those sort of things
are inspired by the goatse guy

it's like he pulled open some great tract of inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)
# That and his arse
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)
# yes
his great big steaming vacant arse
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Mmmm
*licks lips*
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:41, archived)
# If that was inspired, then I take off my hat, and indeed all of my clothes in respect for the guy who made that huge public Goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:28, archived)
# o_0
' I take off my hat, and indeed all of my clothes'

...

'huge public Goatse'


please no. *runs*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Haha!
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Getting naked for someone who takes inspiration from goatse...
iiiinteresting...
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:29, archived)
# *registers domain*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)
# *worries*
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)
# 3. *profits*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:41, archived)
# *robs*
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:42, archived)
# *cries*
*becomes destitute*

*wanders streets drooling*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:47, archived)
# *sees you wallowing in filth*
*throws you some money*


*kicks*
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)
# *sets up lobby group*
*makes unrealistic demands*
*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:04, archived)
# *robs again*
when will you learn?
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:08, archived)
# I'll never learn damn it!!!
*demands free money*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:45, archived)
# cock ring must be too tight
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Well, it is a worrying prospect
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:26, archived)
# not as worrying as the tag line...
'A life more pleasant'
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:28, archived)
# That's almost as bad as the AdeZ one
*shudder*
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:28, archived)
# think i missed that one
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Something like
"Let's stay strong"
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:31, archived)
# pfffftttttt!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)
# pfffffttttttt!!!! indeed
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)
# I always wonder if some guy is sitting in the slogans department
trawling thru b3ta for double entenders to use in slogans
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)
# I'm studying advertising
Where do you think most of my pitches come from!?!
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:42, archived)
# hahahahaha!
keep me updated on any you get accepted please, double entenders are the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:44, archived)
# I did try suggesting bananaman should be a mascot once
Not really a b3ta bandwagon type thing, but it seems like it could be, needless to say it was rejected outright.

*thinks about putting all final module briefs on the "suggest a compo" board*

EDIT: I am going to try and work in part of Jacob Dyer's profile to my next piece of work, the only problem is that at the start of next year I'll be doing projects for proper advertising agencies, so it'll be hard work to do.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)
# There used to be
a pizza restaurant in Bangsar, Malaysia called Big Willy's.

But they knew exactly what it meant.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:26, archived)
# I hate to ask...
but what was in the food?
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Cock cheese, pubes and spunk perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Rest assured I won't be eating there
...again
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:28, archived)
# The normal
pizza stuff I expect, except pork products, what with it being in a Muslim country and all.

I never sampled the food. I ordered a pizza once, but it took such a long time to arrive, I walked out.

Perhaps the chef had wanked himself dry.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Muslim country
so... anthrax and c4
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:33, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:34, archived)
# I R teh racist
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Says it all really
/no remourse
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)
# What's
remourse?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Wouldn't know
I can't spell and an edit would seem less ninja-y now.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)
# I know someone that goes to uni in Cheltenham
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)
# What course are they on?
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:38, archived)
# I don't know
I don't pay attention.

Do you not like Muslims or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Meh, I'm impartial
I don't like religious extremism and like shock value. It doesn't work as well on b3ta as it used to do at my sixth form.

EDIT: Plus I'm tired of them trying to kill my dad, kinda gets old after a while.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)
# what? all of them?
what about little Oamar from number 11. He likes footy and egg on toast. him too?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Yeah
My dad is Salman Rushdie
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:49, archived)
# You're right
We should have been in your Sixth form to appreciate the humour
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)
# I doubt there were too
many Muslims in his sixth form.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:55, archived)
# too busy hunting down his dad
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Yup
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Actually
I went to school in Slough, they outnumbered most other ethnic groups.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:57, archived)
# But my wife
never tried to kill him.

Or my daughters.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Not a member of Al-Qaeda then
*Disclaimer: Not actually a racist, just a fool, full apology offered to any I may have offended*
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Ha ha
I'm not a Muslim. Just married to one.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Even then
the apology is still up as I appear to have ruffled a few feathers on the board.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:02, archived)
# "them"?
and you seemed such a nice intelligent young lass too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Those involved in organised terrorism may have a few reasons for wanting to kill my father
Made me a bit bitter

/probably shouldn't talk about on public board.

EDIT: That's not me in the pic, it's my girlfriend.
ANOTHER EDIT: Them was only really meant to mean extremists.

/backpedaling
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)
# oh blimey
*Crying Game Moment*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Never saw it
:(
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha
GlosCAT a university - ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)
# It's further than I got.
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)
# There's also
The University of Gloucestershire now, comprised of a load of old colleges dotted about the town.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:43, archived)
# dead men's willys!
tj:something keeps on making my firefox belm itself to death at the bottom of the page.
anyone else having this problem?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Coming soon to a cinema near you
Dawn of the Willy, Day of the Willy and Night of the Living Willy
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)
# evil willy 2!
"i'll swallow your willy. I'll swallow your willy!"
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Any more?
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:44, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Bugger
*was secretly hoping a new bandwagon would kick off*
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)