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# 'ning
what happens at 5?
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Orgy
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# cool!
i've read about them in books
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I once saw an instructional video about it once
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I get to go home
And get ready for a wedding reception.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
#
reception
Orgy
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Unfortunately not
But I shall be dressed as if it is. I'm going to out-slut everyone tonight. From the waist up anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I see
I think that makes you a 'tramp' and not a slut... I think the slut part is from the waist down a little.

Could be very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# No... not tramp
I don't like the connotations. Can I be a ho?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmm
maybe - how about Cock Worrier?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Yeah, that'll do
Ta very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# hussy?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# don't choo dayah call mea that BEEEEHATCH
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I got curious about paraplegic sex after looking at your profile:
"Orgasmic sex is about being in the moment and forgetting about quad bellies, atrophy, catheters, and making embarrassing sounds. What's right is what works now."

It's not funny, I just found it interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)
# That is the best reply I have ever had
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)
# That's a good one.
*adds to list*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I used to work in an office
with a guy called Ian Hussy and another guy called David Hoars.
And another guy called Simon Belcher, which i find most amusing
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# I went to school with someone called
Hazel Hussey. She was rather popular, so I bet she is one now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Hehe
Its destiny.

I wonder if Simon secretly wanted to change the first letter of his surname to F..
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)
# wedding receptions are great
more to the point*, free champagne is great!
enjoy!



*i cant remember how to spell this word....
piont/point? answer on a postcard
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# point
You were right the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# but not the second time
but right again third time
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# I sense a pattern here....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# I think we need Tom Hanks
we can kick him in the tits for being shit
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Have you seen the film?
I'm boycotting the film and the book because I can't be arsed with either. Do have a copy of the PS2 game that someone sent me floating about, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)
# nope
not seen it. I ain't been to the simena in ears
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)
# I will die.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Unless we can find the antichoke
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)