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# Today, Butters doesn't look like this.

If he did, he'd be a thalidomide bodybuilder...

And he's contemplating gluing his shoulders to someone's bra strap.

Is it almost 5pm yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)
# *May Contain Teeth
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)
# 'ning
what happens at 5?
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Orgy
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# cool!
i've read about them in books
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I once saw an instructional video about it once
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I get to go home
And get ready for a wedding reception.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
#
reception
Orgy
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Unfortunately not
But I shall be dressed as if it is. I'm going to out-slut everyone tonight. From the waist up anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I see
I think that makes you a 'tramp' and not a slut... I think the slut part is from the waist down a little.

Could be very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# No... not tramp
I don't like the connotations. Can I be a ho?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmm
maybe - how about Cock Worrier?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Yeah, that'll do
Ta very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# hussy?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# don't choo dayah call mea that BEEEEHATCH
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I got curious about paraplegic sex after looking at your profile:
"Orgasmic sex is about being in the moment and forgetting about quad bellies, atrophy, catheters, and making embarrassing sounds. What's right is what works now."

It's not funny, I just found it interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)
# That is the best reply I have ever had
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)
# That's a good one.
*adds to list*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I used to work in an office
with a guy called Ian Hussy and another guy called David Hoars.
And another guy called Simon Belcher, which i find most amusing
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# I went to school with someone called
Hazel Hussey. She was rather popular, so I bet she is one now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Hehe
Its destiny.

I wonder if Simon secretly wanted to change the first letter of his surname to F..
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)
# wedding receptions are great
more to the point*, free champagne is great!
enjoy!



*i cant remember how to spell this word....
piont/point? answer on a postcard
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# point
You were right the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# but not the second time
but right again third time
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# I sense a pattern here....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# I think we need Tom Hanks
we can kick him in the tits for being shit
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Have you seen the film?
I'm boycotting the film and the book because I can't be arsed with either. Do have a copy of the PS2 game that someone sent me floating about, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)
# nope
not seen it. I ain't been to the simena in ears
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)
# I will die.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Unless we can find the antichoke
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Lovely.
What happens at 5pm?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Everybody dies from Faeitis
Except me. I'm the carrier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Nor me.
I've had my Faeitis immunisation.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# You can't have done
I only invented it about an hour ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Well that's what the doctor said it was.
Although I was confused at the time how he had both his hands on my shoulders when he administered the suppository.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Ahhhh, no
that's an entirely different kind of modern therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# everyone will die
from having orgies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# i think its when the big ppl end work and can go home n do non work stuff
but where i am a lazy student person waiting for results day and have no real job to speak of, 5pm does not concern me at all.

*changes tv channel*
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# *snarls*
Smug bastard. Hope you fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# :'(
*blubbers*
but i must go to uni, otherewise its a fate worse then cherie blair for me,

im stuck on the isle of wight!!!!

:'(
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# It's nice there though.
You don't want to come on the mainland- it's full of us and smog and bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# tis nice down here
but its slowly falling into the sea.
i'll have to hop on the boat n join the mainlanders n the smog.

*random isle of wight fact*
the solent is the must expensive stretch of water to cross £ per mile, in the entire world!!!
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Well stay there then!
I'd love to live on the IoW. Or the IoAnything.

Or Holland.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I'm a "big person".
Leastways I'm not a lazy student anymore.

And I don't work on Saturday.

Well except today, but I've finished now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)