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# ...about him!
HA HA HA! yeah yeah, you're just scared he'll catch you out telling us stuff!!
(Know how you feel, have a watchful eye on me from the sofa as well!)
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:10, archived)
# bloody hell -
your sofa has eyes?

i could imagine that may be scary...
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:14, archived)
# Well, I do live in Snake Mountain
and most objects and items of furniture have accumulated eyes and mouths, but the sofa as yet has not.
All ornaments with faces, including framed photos have now got eyes, mouths and other haircuts stuck on.
It just appears. I keep trying to get some sort of normality to the place, but it doesn't happen round here.
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:22, archived)
# He won't know
he's out buying beer. Go on, go on, go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:14, archived)
# no no
he came back and said "I just want to see what's on the board"...

Anyway I mean it, he's too fab to have any gossip. But I have been out with some previous horrors, which is all I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:21, archived)
# That's very sickening
he's fab.. Yeuch.. Tell us about some old horrors then.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:24, archived)
# oooooooh
there was the one who was SO furry that I couldn't tell if he was facing me after he took his clothes off. Urk. AND he was ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:25, archived)
# I'd so love to tell you some stories
but I can't! I know too many of my friends lurk on this board!
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:28, archived)
# and then there was the one
who was half-scouse, half-iraqui and SHORTER THAN ME... he had a few issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)