
trying to teach my mum basic html...she just doesnt understand. plus i am having one of my moments of stupendous non-confidence in myself. got no money, want to write music and record it, dont even think its that good, want to write comedy, dont feel attractive, girl wont go out with me, all my friends are back at uni, most of them have turned into dicks, cant stand my family, dad always pushing negativity on me. cheer me up. now.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:11,
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meanie! Aaaww.
Is it me, or is it frighteningly quiet round here? Hello?
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:15,
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Is it me, or is it frighteningly quiet round here? Hello?

you replied just in time for me to sign off! I must go for wine/whine with my neighbour. I will be pissed when I return. Goody!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:59,
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Anim. deemed "NSFW" - but almost guaranteed to put a smile on your face...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:16,
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but apparently the fact that if you just glance you only notice she's nekkid counts it as NSFW!
Still, it's nice to have something marked "banned" :-D And if I feel the need for norkage, there's always Miss Bouncy...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:21,
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Still, it's nice to have something marked "banned" :-D And if I feel the need for norkage, there's always Miss Bouncy...

Don't you know it's impolite to ask a lady to hand over her beer?
They're mine, all mine... well, mostly hers, but I get a go too!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:21,
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They're mine, all mine... well, mostly hers, but I get a go too!

i like lager...i like tits...but there are a certain pair that are just out of my reach...god im such a failure

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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:26,
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at least give a link to one where you could read the caption: pangea.stanford.edu/GES41L/motivation/failure.gif
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:34,
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yeah well i can read it from here, so just shove it up your botty
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:37,
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you cant see the little bit of writing underneath "for when your best just isnt good enough" these pictures are ace. a welcome antidote to them bollocks that are put up in staff rooms nationwide...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:36,
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They look just like the posters you can buy from Despair.com. I do hope no-one's been naughty enough to steal them...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:48,
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