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# Goddam badger broke the front of my car
the bastard!
(Londingham ., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)
# that happened to me in March
totally smashed the front of the car in a nearly killed us.
it was on the way back from a b3ta bash too.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Killed my car
broke the radiator clean in two, and all the aircon gubbins and bumper, £1500 in damage

The badger actually survived for a while and was growling at me, goddam hardcore creatures.
(Londingham ., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:03, archived)
# similar to ours
it made our car jump in the air. the girlfriend was crying for about a week afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:06, archived)
# not quite as extreme
but i spanked a pigeon once.

5am, and driving home from my mates house, daylight just breaking, and the early birds are picking at the roadkill as i come hurtling along the road.

the crows decide to fly away sideways, but the lone pigeon decided to outrun me, despite my 50mph speed.

bird gains altitude, but not fast enough. my windscreen wallops his rectum.

i never laughed so hard in my life
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Almost the same thing
happened to me on the way down to a campsite in France-land. On the autoroute doing about 95, stupid pidgeon decides to pull out of the hard-shoulder into the lane I'm bombing along. He left a 'mark' on the windscreen too, the dirty french blighter.

Happy b3taday too btw :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:18, archived)
# thankfully the winged rat cause no damage or stains
but he created quite a delightful plume of feathers, along with a rhythmic banging noise along my roof
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:21, archived)
# ah
mine went sideways into the bushes along the road. A fairly sattisfying *thump* as it bounced off, but the wipers wouldn't shift the mark so I had to attack it with a sponge at the next stop
/french_holiday_blog
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:25, archived)
# I told you not to chat up his bird
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:00, archived)