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# ...and a box of matches please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)
# I was hoping
the puns would go down the tobacco route and not a somewhat more crass route ...






toe
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)
# You mean "Ships of the desert?"
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)
# You buy your Camels in twos?
I thought it was illegal to split packs.

Heaven forfend any newsagent/tobacconist would sell cigarettes to children.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I fuck camels in twos
and split children
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)