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# Hullo
 


 
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)
# One hump
or two?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)
# neider
i want eet fuur mee armpits
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Jimmy Carr?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Carr
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I replaced milk with Baileys
as soon as I heard about this.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Yes.
I now substitute all milk products for 100% sterile VODKA.





hic
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)
# I put gin in my milk
to kill all the germs
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)
# yum
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)
# ...and a box of matches please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)
# I was hoping
the puns would go down the tobacco route and not a somewhat more crass route ...






toe
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)
# You mean "Ships of the desert?"
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)
# You buy your Camels in twos?
I thought it was illegal to split packs.

Heaven forfend any newsagent/tobacconist would sell cigarettes to children.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I fuck camels in twos
and split children
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)