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# no its not
but good story about the waitress though.... keep it up......
;)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# And when she came back I went
"mmmmmmm, pie" and nobody laughed except me and then I looked really stupid in front of my boyfriends friends.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# You mean
they looked stupid in front of you because of their total lack of hummus, right?

Looking forward to the new job?

Woo to me, 1000 posts! I'd like to thank you all, but I'm too cheap and so instead here is a recording of Vanessa Redgrave doing it for me.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:08, archived)
# I'm fucking terrified.
I was at my last job 3 1/2 years....so it's kinda scary but I'm looking forward to it as well.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)
# You'll do just fine
You and I both know they go NUTS for the accent... if in doubt, just say something and you'll have them eating out of the palm of your hand.

Just make sure it's not soylent green
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)
# I'm assuming
you're the lucky bloke then?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)
# What, who, me?
No, no no no, no no no no no

Yes!
/nudgenudge

what gave it away?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
How lovely!!!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:23, archived)
# woo and yay
to your 1K!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Woo!
Could I pretend thatI haven't logged off yet cos I was waiting for your 1000?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Works for me, dear
now go get in bed!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# but i'll be
all aloooone :(
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Well
you won't be alone in being alone - does that help?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Not much.
OK I'm going x
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:18, archived)
# No wonder we have so many posts
with all this mush! x
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)
#
<gets bucket of cold water>
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Eugh!
Help me mother, I cannae swim!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)
#
<chucks a picture of Furtive carrying a lifebelt>
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Ah, thank you!
Here, have this picture of a ten bob note as a token of my appreciation.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Thanks!
Here's a photocopy of a receipt.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Damn, now I have the Lurgi!
** resists temptation to edit earlier post to say "he's fallen in the water!" **
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:51, archived)
# I've got the time
written on a piece of paper here, should you be so curious later on.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:52, archived)
# I wonder how many people
have any clue what we're on about?

Night mate, I've gotta go finish Spike's war diaries!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Did he not finish
'em himself before he shuffled off this mortal coil? heheheh
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:58, archived)
# hey!
I'm listening to Any messages right now - it's very good - love the dubby start...

Rock!

ummmm I'll repeat my offer to remix your one of your tunes if you like :)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Ummm I don't reaaaaallly remember your original offer
but OK
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I might have been Universal then
and you were wearing that cute little red dress

hang on a minute, you are Minnie Mouse aren't you?

;op

email me at ucs{at}nildram{dot}co{dot}uk and I'll tidy up some space for you to upload some samples - or send you my address for a disc....or something!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)