where you could find a computer under the bed and it gave you the option of restarting it. And if you did your computer would suddenly go *blip* and you'd see the 1982 and realise you'd just been had.
(Professor FnordRegius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:27,
archived)
you simply don't get
that sort of thing anymore. It's all brightly coloured polygons these days.