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# Everlasting Blort
throws up another cracking web site.

www.bathroom-mania.com
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# that url was part obscured by my hand cursor at first
and i thought it was www.bathroom-ninja.com
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Bathroom Ninja
could be Love Ninjas arch-enemy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Bathroom Ninja
has a sidekick called Toilet Duck-San ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# He he he,
cool.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Understandable
given Bovine's current facination with ninjas.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# hooray
put mania on the end of something and it makes it cool.

it's bovine-mania peeps!

...

perhaps not.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# but
put "bathroom" on the front of something, and it really does become funnier - Bathroom Bovine! ...See?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Bathroom Mania
a literary marriage made in heaven
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Nice,
that sounds like something handy to have in the bathroom...like a soap dispenser.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Ian Duncan Smith Mania
...nah...
(mrfalafel, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# ticks
conservative.
/what have i done. DAMN YOU phrases with mania on the end
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# but just try
...Bathroom Duncan Smith! - now, that's comedy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Dr Phil Bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Welcome to another edition of
Dr Phil Bathroom Mania!
It's wacky, it's zany.
It's OUTRAGEOUS!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# now it sounds like a spectrum game
anyone know any pokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Everyone is a Wally was a great spectrum game
try POKE 3568721, 33
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)
# How To Be A Complete Bastard
was also rather great.
Pokes? hehehe, how geeky.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I loved in that game
where you could find a computer under the bed and it gave you the option of restarting it.
And if you did your computer would suddenly go *blip* and you'd see the 1982 and realise you'd just been had.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# you simply don't get
that sort of thing anymore. It's all brightly coloured polygons these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# The usual basic syntax for the POKE command
is "POKE address, byte_value". Its function is to put the number you specify into the memory address you specify.

Edit: And now your old-computer has a shitload of RAM :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Don't you just miss POKES?
A great way to play system russian roulette...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Someone actually wrote
PEEK and POKE AmigaDOS commands :)

Note: The Amiga has no memory protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# poke 53280,0 : poke 53281,0
ahh - those were the days...
(I helped save b3ta! Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)
# you are REALLY
showing your geekiness today. Put it away! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# No
I'm bored, and people keep putting technical things on the board. Some of my replies are quite educational... like the person spooked by their DVD show-through now knows why it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# excuse me?
Dr Phil's Bathroom Mania is not available for poking, I assure you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# The Blort is run by my good IRC mate Quonsar
Frequently on irc.metafilter.com #mefi
(_, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# is it just me
or is that urinal shaped like a woman's mouth a bit dodgy?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# But
isn't that meant to be the point?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I would
;D
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)