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# Come off it...
he's got a face like a vagina.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 16:51, archived)
# I only like him with his mask on
The little eyes aren't very sexy. But with the mask on....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Haha...
you would.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)
# IN THE FACE!
TWICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I would indeed.
I'm trying to work out some way of dressing the lad up like the Predator for Halloween. He's already got the dreads, but he wants a mask he's able to drink beer through.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)
# You need to build in some sortof straw-hole.
And selotape a laser pen to the side for extra effect.

Sad fact: the man who played predator in the original films died of AIDS. (Not bad AIDS)
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Good plan
And I'm sad now. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Paint beer cans grey
attach one to the shoulder, pretend it's the little cannon thing, make a straw from beer to under mask, result!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 16:58, archived)
# That's not a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Is your boyfriend build like a brick shit-house?
And does he have pastey, slimey skin?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 17:01, archived)
# He's built, yeah
Rugby player's build. And 6foot, so he can pull it off.

He's mixed race so he's got olive skin but I can paint him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 17:02, archived)
# you should have waited for a reply to your first question
before posing the second
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Haha probably.
I'm gonna start looking over my shoulder for a rugby player dressed as predator from now on.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Nah
He's soft as shit, bless him. The child of a buddhist and a hippy. I'm 5ft 3, and I'm the shouter in our arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 17:07, archived)
# With his cock in his hand
Apparently he can pull it off too.. S'what Captain Wow said!!
(The Lord God Almighty My bottom smells of poo, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Hehe
wise words
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)