i've made it to fourty and can still kick a child from one end of the garden to the other.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:02,
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if you get them right
you can hoof them right over the fence
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:04,
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It's all in the follow-through
However, be careful not to end up wearing the child like a shoe
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:13,
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best to kick them in the face
to avoid any boot/arse complications
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:20,
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