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(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)
# :( *shrugs*
*goes for ciggie*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)
# ^this
in about 20 minutes when I'm allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)
# you'll really start regretting it in your thirties
once you have kids and you can't even kick a ball around with them

I GAVE UP YEARS AGO AND THAT MAKES ME A SUPERIOR SMUG BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:59, archived)
# i've made it to fourty and can still kick a child from one end of the garden to the other.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:02, archived)
# if you get them right
you can hoof them right over the fence
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:04, archived)
# It's all in the follow-through
However, be careful not to end up wearing the child like a shoe
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)
# best to kick them in the face
to avoid any boot/arse complications
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:20, archived)
# you are now a 20 croissants-a-day man
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:03, archived)
# haha
not that smug
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)
# You know,
even if you're modest about quitting, most people still peg you for a smug superior bastard.

Smokey friend: Want one?
Me: No thanks. Don't smoke.
SF: Did you ever?
Me: Back in school, yeah.
SF: So you think you're better than me, huh? Mr. No-thanks?
Me: ...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I've noticed that
Not that I've ever managed to quit for over 4 days, but still. When I do try I almost get hounded into smoking again.

See, it's all everyone else's fault.

EDIT: time to go and smoke it up. Selecta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)
# that's the spirit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)
# but I AM better than everyone
the voices in my head tell me so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)
# I quit twice
*super smug*
(Pachey, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# ha ha
TOP QUITTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# or be like me!
I never started. Never touched a ciggie in me life!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# pansy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)
# haha
It's true, though. Most doctors recommend a protective coating of tar on the lungs. Helps filter out the bad xetans.

/scientology
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Me too
although every 6 months or so I go out and buy a cigar

Just for the look of the thing
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Your are Will Smith
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Hmmm...
that give me an idea and it's not to start smoking ;o)

how are ya fella?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)
# see you outside
got a spare marlboro light?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Are you a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)
# whyso
may it be that you're asking?

Edit: Shamefacedly admits smoking Marlboro Light Menthols...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Only girls smoke marlboro lights.
(I'm joking, before you hobnail boot round to Tring to kick my face in)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)
# only girls smoke menthols
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:00, archived)
# maybe I'm just in touch
with my feminine side.

Or should that read 'bit on the side'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)
# *is hurt*
I would do no such thing....


Is that the town that used to make kids bikes?

No, that was Triang.

Must. Go. Lie. Down.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:00, archived)
# tring is where they made the bells for kids' bikes
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)
# hehe
very good
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Tring
Village in Herts. But I live in bucks.

Yay info.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:11, archived)
# *scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)
# *has heart attack*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)
# 20 lucky strike please
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Unlucky Stroke, more like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)
# completely
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:56, archived)
# compo it
just so i can click ILT
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)
# What a strange shape those ciggies are.
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)
# stupid smoking!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Is that
like a 'Silly Gibson'?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)
# come on, all the cool people do it
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)
# i used to be cool
):
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)
# and for only £5.95 you can be
once again
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)
# em-phy-sema
EMPHYSEMA baby,
give it to me now!

im goin for a fag....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)