shawshank:Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to tell a story of a guy who rank
I'll tell you how ole Andy broke out of a jail called shawshank
in five-hundred yards of shit crawled in goo
in the sewer where I sent most of my twos
wading in, spitting, shitting; all stools
and then shooting out the end into a big pool
when a couple wardens said 'where the hell is he?'
started throwing rocks at raquel and at me
I got in one little hammer and my man got freed
and said 'you're moving with me whenever you get to leave'
i hopped onto a bus and when it came near
excited said 'shake my friend's hand when i meet him here
if anything i could say this this dude had heart
but i thought 'naw forget it, don't know where to start'
I walked up to the ship about seven or eight
And I hugged on my buddy 'yo, sorry i'm late'
Looked at the ocean and I was finally there
To settle on the beach and feel the crisp air
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:27,
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My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to tell a story of a guy who rank
I'll tell you how ole Andy broke out of a jail called shawshank
in five-hundred yards of shit crawled in goo
in the sewer where I sent most of my twos
wading in, spitting, shitting; all stools
and then shooting out the end into a big pool
when a couple wardens said 'where the hell is he?'
started throwing rocks at raquel and at me
I got in one little hammer and my man got freed
and said 'you're moving with me whenever you get to leave'
i hopped onto a bus and when it came near
excited said 'shake my friend's hand when i meet him here
if anything i could say this this dude had heart
but i thought 'naw forget it, don't know where to start'
I walked up to the ship about seven or eight
And I hugged on my buddy 'yo, sorry i'm late'
Looked at the ocean and I was finally there
To settle on the beach and feel the crisp air
some more copypasta. i love this one. genius.To begin, this is a tale of how my very existence was twisted and transformed in a most peculiar way. Please have a seat, for I wish to take a moment to relate to you the fascinating odyssey which ultimately led to my reign as the Prince of Bel-Air.
I was sired and reared in West Philadelphia. As a lad, most of my time was spent at the neighborhood recreation center where I would laze about and relax in a most charming manner - that is, when I was not engaging my chums in a friendly game of basketball at the schoolhouse. Around this time, two young hooligans had begun to stage a campaign of vandalism and intimidation in my neighborhood. When my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.
As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!"
We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!" To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:29,
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I was sired and reared in West Philadelphia. As a lad, most of my time was spent at the neighborhood recreation center where I would laze about and relax in a most charming manner - that is, when I was not engaging my chums in a friendly game of basketball at the schoolhouse. Around this time, two young hooligans had begun to stage a campaign of vandalism and intimidation in my neighborhood. When my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.
As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!"
We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!" To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!
HAHAAA!! That one's great!Think I'm gonna keep this thread! *saves*
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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°),
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:32,
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that lolled my rofl!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:32,
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I think I've just peed me pants in laughterWhoever wrote that is clearly the reincarnation of Shakespeare
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:40,
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That ones betterbut what the hell? "And I'd like to tell a story of a guy who rank"? Who rank what? None of that bit made grammatical sense =S
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:31,
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Didn't say you did, just saying.Maybe they could have used 'sank'.
Or 'A guy quite lank'.
But of course, just saying =P
(Or 'A guy quite lank'.
But of course, just saying =P
Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°),
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:34,
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