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[challenge entry] Hats of the future of the past
'By 2001 the common vacuum cleaner will be
small enough to be carried even on the fragile
head of a woman. No housewife will bear to be
seen without a stylish new HooverHat.
Welcome to the future.'

From the Hats of the future challenge. See all 223 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 7 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# See, that's such a powerful
vacuum it's beginning to suck the background picture off the walls - imagine how much cash she could make down in Soho!

Woo to the pic - where can I buy one?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)
# WIFE
Washing, Ironing, Fucking Etc.
hmmm. Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)
# rolf!
I'm obviously a scabby northerner, for I haven't observed that term in common parlance before this time!

really!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)
# tut! Honestly.
Why do women were perfume and makeup?
Because they're ugly and they smell.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)
#
resists obvious joke about white goods and weddings
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)
# neither have i........
good evening old lad...ay up?
(carlos the jackass, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I can't wait
for the future!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)
# if you............
put your fingers over her nostrils, would she play a tune?
(carlos the jackass, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)