'OH NO'
Intones De Niro to himself, 'I seem to have founded myself holding a big pink malice! No, not malice. That's not the right word. I can't remember the word!'.
'IDIOT!' screams Billy Crystal from across the room. 'YOU ARE IDIOT!'
'Do not say things like that to me' says the De Niro. 'You are harming my self beliefs'
Then De Niro turns into a swan and, like, flies away or something. Then Crystal turns into a monkey. IT'S LIKE FUCKING NARNIA IN HERE
Won't someone please stop this madness. Then De Niro comes back, and turns out of a swan. HE'S NO LONGER A SWAN! But he is now a Nazi. That's not good.
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'IDIOT!' screams Billy Crystal from across the room. 'YOU ARE IDIOT!'
'Do not say things like that to me' says the De Niro. 'You are harming my self beliefs'
Then De Niro turns into a swan and, like, flies away or something. Then Crystal turns into a monkey. IT'S LIKE FUCKING NARNIA IN HERE
Won't someone please stop this madness. Then De Niro comes back, and turns out of a swan. HE'S NO LONGER A SWAN! But he is now a Nazi. That's not good.