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# 'OH NO'
Intones De Niro to himself, 'I seem to have founded myself holding a big pink malice! No, not malice. That's not the right word. I can't remember the word!'.
'IDIOT!' screams Billy Crystal from across the room. 'YOU ARE IDIOT!'
'Do not say things like that to me' says the De Niro. 'You are harming my self beliefs'
Then De Niro turns into a swan and, like, flies away or something. Then Crystal turns into a monkey. IT'S LIKE FUCKING NARNIA IN HERE
Won't someone please stop this madness. Then De Niro comes back, and turns out of a swan. HE'S NO LONGER A SWAN! But he is now a Nazi. That's not good.
(, Sat 23 Sep 2006, 18:24, archived)
# That's not
How I read it.
(, Sat 23 Sep 2006, 18:26, archived)
# hi friend
hows you?
(, Sat 23 Sep 2006, 18:28, archived)
# I'm reet
grand. About to head off to the chinese food place via the blockbuster dvd place for an evening of sofa based
food eating and entertainments, which should all be frightfully wonderful.

How's you?
(, Sat 23 Sep 2006, 18:34, archived)
# I think I fell asleep
when this bit happened, but I kind of remember it.
(, Sat 23 Sep 2006, 18:31, archived)