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# surely a rat with wings
is a bat? a seagull is just a bird with wings.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)
# A Rat
is a bird without wings.

Or a beak.

And with fur instead of feathers.

A bat is a winged mole with fangs.

And a bird is a feathered winged mole with a beak.

Alles Klar?
(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:59, archived)
# thats like saying
a worm is a little shaved man with no legs, arms or face.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:03, archived)
# It is isn't it?
.
(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:07, archived)
# a bat is not a stinkingfuckingbagrippingfleainfestingcuntyverminfuck.
seagulls and rats, ARE!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:02, archived)
# i like seagulls.
caw.
caw.

off to tescos, ciao.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)
# oi, bitch
i have three pet rats. and they are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:05, archived)
# I had a pet rat too
but he died.

:o(
(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:08, archived)
# mine live in kent
with my boyfriend :(

but i'll forgive you for being a wool cos you like rats :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:17, archived)
# a satanist, in Kent?
cool, It's feeling more at home.
where in Kent?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:26, archived)
# it's feeling more at home?
what's feeling more at home?
he lives in the medway area. just a short walk from rochester.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:35, archived)
# shit
i live a very short walk from rochester too?
whereabouts?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)
# do you?
whereabouts are you?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)
# within spitting distance
of Rochester Pig Market..
oops!... Police Station.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:01, archived)
# oi slaaag!
I made no reference to domesticated rats, which I adore, they are incredibly well groomed, and affectionate creatures.
Wild rats, however outnumber humans 7-1 and are full of fleas. I hate fleas. This is also why I loathe cats and dogs with fleas.
I love bats and (clean) rats.
what are your rats called? I wanted a rat and i would have called it Boris.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:16, archived)
# oh, that's ok then..
my boyf's cousin had a rat called boris. my three are casey, nina and misty, they're my gorgeous girls and i love them to bits :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:25, archived)
# My
first rat was named after me, and my second rat was named after my first.

Not tellin ya what they were called though, you might be a stalker, or an ex.
(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:33, archived)
# isnt that a bit
egocentric?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:37, archived)
# No
Its so I wouldn't forget it.
(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)
# haha
fair enough!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)