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# you'll never guess what I saw today...
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:17, archived)
# A GIANT funny tasting pile of ice cream
onthe beach?
(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:22, archived)
# Saw a bloody great seagull earlier
Wasn't as small as that tho. Kept squaking on the balcony at work, eating things that had been thrown at it. I'm going to have to stockpile some bangers... And I don't mean sausages either...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:26, archived)
# bicarbonate of soda
or alcaseltzer,
or rice,
wrapped in tightly packed little balls of bread.
watch the rats with wings EXPLODE! mwahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:52, archived)
# surely a rat with wings
is a bat? a seagull is just a bird with wings.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)
# A Rat
is a bird without wings.

Or a beak.

And with fur instead of feathers.

A bat is a winged mole with fangs.

And a bird is a feathered winged mole with a beak.

Alles Klar?
(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:59, archived)
# thats like saying
a worm is a little shaved man with no legs, arms or face.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:03, archived)
# It is isn't it?
.
(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:07, archived)
# a bat is not a stinkingfuckingbagrippingfleainfestingcuntyverminfuck.
seagulls and rats, ARE!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:02, archived)
# i like seagulls.
caw.
caw.

off to tescos, ciao.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)
# oi, bitch
i have three pet rats. and they are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:05, archived)
# I had a pet rat too
but he died.

:o(
(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:08, archived)
# mine live in kent
with my boyfriend :(

but i'll forgive you for being a wool cos you like rats :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:17, archived)
# a satanist, in Kent?
cool, It's feeling more at home.
where in Kent?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:26, archived)
# it's feeling more at home?
what's feeling more at home?
he lives in the medway area. just a short walk from rochester.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:35, archived)
# shit
i live a very short walk from rochester too?
whereabouts?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)
# do you?
whereabouts are you?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)
# within spitting distance
of Rochester Pig Market..
oops!... Police Station.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:01, archived)
# oi slaaag!
I made no reference to domesticated rats, which I adore, they are incredibly well groomed, and affectionate creatures.
Wild rats, however outnumber humans 7-1 and are full of fleas. I hate fleas. This is also why I loathe cats and dogs with fleas.
I love bats and (clean) rats.
what are your rats called? I wanted a rat and i would have called it Boris.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:16, archived)
# oh, that's ok then..
my boyf's cousin had a rat called boris. my three are casey, nina and misty, they're my gorgeous girls and i love them to bits :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:25, archived)
# My
first rat was named after me, and my second rat was named after my first.

Not tellin ya what they were called though, you might be a stalker, or an ex.
(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:33, archived)
# isnt that a bit
egocentric?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:37, archived)
# No
Its so I wouldn't forget it.
(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)
# haha
fair enough!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)
# moira stewart
bitchslapping gareth gates?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:25, archived)
# fuck knows why you put that..
but the mental image was great. :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:40, archived)
# so what did you see
today then?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:45, archived)
# sex
drugs
alcohol
more drugs
sex, again
b3ta in steady quantities
music
masturbation
alcohol
drugs
music
and a few cups of tea.

opps, nearly forgot..
and a fucking great photoshopped seagull with a small man holding a fish in the foreground, accompanied by a crowd of suits pointing at the before mentioned seagull. on the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:09, archived)