on the subject of swearwords beginning with 'I'Ripped without permission from the profanisaurus - the modern swearing man's (or indeed lady's) bible:
I can’t believe it’s not batter Possible advertising slogan for KY Jelly. See fanny batter.
ICBM acronym Of modern day state of the art trouser weaponry, Inter Cuntinental Ballistic Missile. See also meat seeking pissile, guided muscle.
iced fingers n. Bakers confectionery-speak for the results of glazing the knuckle (qv).
I.B.M. 1. Itty Bitty Meat. A small penis. 2. Inches Below Muff. The units in which a skirt is measured.
interior decorating v. To apply the population paste (qv) with a purple headed womb broom (qv).
in the club adj. Up the duff; pregnant; pregas. abbr. in the pudding club.
impersonate Stalin v. To perform oral sex on a woman; don the beard; eat hairy pie. As in “Hold tight up there love, I’m just gonna do a quick impersonation of Stalin”.
Irish 1. n. Heterosexual anal sex, supposedly as a means of contraception. Compare Vatican roulette. 2. rhym slang ‘Irish jig - wig’
Irish shave n. A dump.
Irish toothache n. Erection; bone. As in “Is that a gun in your pocket, or have you just got Irish toothache?”
iron (hoof) rhym. slang Poof.
I.R.S. Itchy Ring Syndrome. Irritating anal affliction caused by insufficient wiping of the chocolate starfish (qv), or by inflammation of the farmers (qv).
I say! interj. Caddish expression of delight upon seeing an attractive woman.
itch n. The feeling of sexual attraction towards his wife which a married man gets on average once every 7 years.
Itchypoo Park n. The area around the chocolate starfish (qv) during a bout of I.R.S. (qv).
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Wed 14 Nov 2001, 2:47,
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I can’t believe it’s not batter Possible advertising slogan for KY Jelly. See fanny batter.
ICBM acronym Of modern day state of the art trouser weaponry, Inter Cuntinental Ballistic Missile. See also meat seeking pissile, guided muscle.
iced fingers n. Bakers confectionery-speak for the results of glazing the knuckle (qv).
I.B.M. 1. Itty Bitty Meat. A small penis. 2. Inches Below Muff. The units in which a skirt is measured.
interior decorating v. To apply the population paste (qv) with a purple headed womb broom (qv).
in the club adj. Up the duff; pregnant; pregas. abbr. in the pudding club.
impersonate Stalin v. To perform oral sex on a woman; don the beard; eat hairy pie. As in “Hold tight up there love, I’m just gonna do a quick impersonation of Stalin”.
Irish 1. n. Heterosexual anal sex, supposedly as a means of contraception. Compare Vatican roulette. 2. rhym slang ‘Irish jig - wig’
Irish shave n. A dump.
Irish toothache n. Erection; bone. As in “Is that a gun in your pocket, or have you just got Irish toothache?”
iron (hoof) rhym. slang Poof.
I.R.S. Itchy Ring Syndrome. Irritating anal affliction caused by insufficient wiping of the chocolate starfish (qv), or by inflammation of the farmers (qv).
I say! interj. Caddish expression of delight upon seeing an attractive woman.
itch n. The feeling of sexual attraction towards his wife which a married man gets on average once every 7 years.
Itchypoo Park n. The area around the chocolate starfish (qv) during a bout of I.R.S. (qv).
Blimey. Me & Crab Bloke were making an A to Z of swearing yesterdayand we got stuck on I. X was easy for some reason. "Xylophone Buggery"
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rob,
Wed 14 Nov 2001, 4:05,
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I played them all back to Lucy ...without telling her what they said. We re-did the ones she couldn't make out.
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Wed 14 Nov 2001, 4:16,
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my favorite of all time in thatis 'monkey fag break' - a crafty wank at work
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 14 Nov 2001, 4:07,
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